Tag: humor
group name: petcrazy
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November 25, 2006 12:29 PM EST --
When we decided we wanted a dog to join our family, like any good expectant dog parents, we scoured the internet, the library, and the local bookstore on a quest to determine what kind of dog would be . . . more
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December 10, 2006 12:43 PM EST --
My one-year anniversary here at gather passed on Monday. I had planned on posting something, but unfortunately, had nothing to say. Such has been primarily the case for the last five months.
A writer’s . . . more
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October 28, 2006 10:26 AM EDT --
Our cats always seem to prefer homemade toys to commercially made toys. Their latest discovery? Receipts. They love playing with them for hours, and will even take them out of the trash . . . more
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December 09, 2006 10:21 PM EST --
"One reason a dog can be such a comfort when you're feeling blue is that he doesn't try to find out why."
Unknown
"The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself . . . more
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November 14, 2006 09:50 AM EST --
I've mentioned before that if we leave money out on the dresser the cats think that its their new toy. Clever beings that they are, they've taken it one step further. Last night I left . . . more
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July 17, 2008 11:54 AM EDT --
The Pastor's Cat
This particular story just made me laugh. Every time I think about it, the vision of that poor cat just amuses me. Hope the story leaves a bright spot in your day. Whoever said . . . more
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January 14, 2007 11:03 AM EST --
Dog Commandments
I thought these were funny enough to share. They were posted on another website and no author was named.
Thou shalt not act half starved whenever thou watches me eat. . . . more
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September 09, 2007 04:52 PM EDT --
I enjoyed these when I read them in my email.
10 Things Only Women Understand
10. Cats' facial expressions
9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors
8. Why bean . . . more
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October 24, 2006 10:59 PM EDT --
"Finally, my greatness is recognized," thought The Count as he was lifted out of his steel cage.
He sized up the man and woman who were cooing at him from a distance.
"A bit juvenile," . . . more
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November 23, 2006 03:16 AM EST --
Have you ever attempted to get a puppy to do what you want it to do? If so, you’ve probably found out, as I have, that it’s not as easy as one would like to think. Some people believe that . . . more
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September 03, 2007 07:15 AM EDT --
Mao well lives up to his name.
Mao, I wanna go out.
I let him out the back stairs.
Mao, he whines, less than a
minute later, I wanna come in. It
is cold on the back stairs. Besides,
there are no . . . more
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January 10, 2007 05:52 PM EST --
I thought these were great when I got them in a email.
"Managing senior programmers is like herding cats."
- Dave Platt
"Never try to out-stubborn a cat."
- Lazarus . . . more
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January 23, 2007 11:01 AM EST --
I thought these were great when I found them in my email.
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.
The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff.
I do not . . . more
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December 03, 2006 08:56 AM EST --
This just came to me in an email
You bought a bigger bed so that the dog could have more leg room.
You never forget to kiss your dog before you leave the house: the same, however, cannot . . . more
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January 14, 2007 06:07 PM EST --
I love this one. Anyone familiar with cats should get a kick out of it. It was on another website. The author was unknown.
A) If you have to throw up, get into a chair quickly. If . . . more
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December 17, 2006 03:14 PM EST --
This was in the files on my computer. It probably came to me in an email.
1. If it itches, you can reach it. And no matter where it itches, no one will be offended if you scratch it in public.
2. No . . . more
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January 12, 2007 10:31 AM EST --
These should be interesting to anyone familar with cats. These came in an email.
Do you select your friends based on how well your cats like them?
Does your desire to collect cats intensify during times . . . more
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January 08, 2007 03:51 PM EST --
Date: Mon, 18 Nov 1996
From: Vic Hollingsworth
Subject: cats
Oh greats sirs and mams of furball gathering, below is the condensed version of the cat philosophy handbook
1. Life is hard then you nap. . . . more
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October 02, 2006 12:21 AM EDT --
My cat, Pancho is stalking me.
No, not in that 'you're an amalgam of rodents and you must die' way, but in sort of a 'you're a giant furry and I must have you' way.
He follows . . . more
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November 12, 2006 11:58 AM EST --
See if you can top this for crazy things you do for your pets. My husband was always a dog person until we got married. Then we adopted two cats, Ivy and Zoe. Now he's worse than I am. The cat's . . . more
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