Tag: funny
group name: petcrazy
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November 25, 2007 03:24 PM EST --
Sooooo, I'm walking along...trying to be a good pack leader.
Cody is suppose to be following me...head high with nose pointed forward...tail wagging but not too excessively.
We're . . . more
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November 14, 2006 09:50 AM EST --
I've mentioned before that if we leave money out on the dresser the cats think that its their new toy. Clever beings that they are, they've taken it one step further. Last night I left . . . more
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January 14, 2007 11:03 AM EST --
Dog Commandments
I thought these were funny enough to share. They were posted on another website and no author was named.
Thou shalt not act half starved whenever thou watches me eat. . . . more
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January 10, 2007 05:52 PM EST --
I thought these were great when I got them in a email.
"Managing senior programmers is like herding cats."
- Dave Platt
"Never try to out-stubborn a cat."
- Lazarus . . . more
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October 24, 2006 10:59 PM EDT --
"Finally, my greatness is recognized," thought The Count as he was lifted out of his steel cage.
He sized up the man and woman who were cooing at him from a distance.
"A bit juvenile," . . . more
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November 23, 2006 03:16 AM EST --
Have you ever attempted to get a puppy to do what you want it to do? If so, you’ve probably found out, as I have, that it’s not as easy as one would like to think. Some people believe that . . . more
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December 03, 2006 08:56 AM EST --
This just came to me in an email
You bought a bigger bed so that the dog could have more leg room.
You never forget to kiss your dog before you leave the house: the same, however, cannot . . . more
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January 23, 2007 11:01 AM EST --
I thought these were great when I found them in my email.
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.
The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff.
I do not . . . more
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January 14, 2007 06:07 PM EST --
I love this one. Anyone familiar with cats should get a kick out of it. It was on another website. The author was unknown.
A) If you have to throw up, get into a chair quickly. If . . . more
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January 12, 2007 10:31 AM EST --
These should be interesting to anyone familar with cats. These came in an email.
Do you select your friends based on how well your cats like them?
Does your desire to collect cats intensify during times . . . more
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January 08, 2007 03:51 PM EST --
Date: Mon, 18 Nov 1996
From: Vic Hollingsworth
Subject: cats
Oh greats sirs and mams of furball gathering, below is the condensed version of the cat philosophy handbook
1. Life is hard then you nap. . . . more
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September 09, 2007 04:52 PM EDT --
I enjoyed these when I read them in my email.
10 Things Only Women Understand
10. Cats' facial expressions
9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors
8. Why bean . . . more
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October 02, 2006 12:21 AM EDT --
My cat, Pancho is stalking me.
No, not in that 'you're an amalgam of rodents and you must die' way, but in sort of a 'you're a giant furry and I must have you' way.
He follows . . . more
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November 12, 2006 11:58 AM EST --
See if you can top this for crazy things you do for your pets. My husband was always a dog person until we got married. Then we adopted two cats, Ivy and Zoe. Now he's worse than I am. The cat's . . . more
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January 22, 2007 08:48 AM EST --
I think there is a lot of truth to these. This came to me in an email.
A dog will tilt his head and try to understand every word you say.
A cat will ignore you and take a nap.
A cat looks silly on . . . more
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October 24, 2007 08:09 PM EDT --
Punishment in Heaven
Three friends die and go to heaven. The first guy gets handcuffed to one of the ugliest girls there.
''Why?'' he asks.
St. Paul replies, ''When . . . more
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March 15, 2007 02:37 AM EDT --
This Is AMAZING!!!
Until now I never fully understood how to tell,
The difference Between Male and Female Birds.
I always thought it had to be determined surgically.
Until Now.
Below are Two Birds. . . . more
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September 03, 2007 07:30 PM EDT --
Our star beagle (voiced by Jason Lee) is an incompetent rookie in the K-9 unit of the Capitol City police force, but after mistaking a ham for a bomb during the mayor's (John Slattery) press conference, . . . more
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October 19, 2006 07:19 PM EDT --
I have the habit of depositing loose change every night into a dish on my dresser. Last week for some reason I had some loose bills in my pocket, so I put those on the dresser as well. . . . more
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December 05, 2006 07:00 PM EST --
This came in an email and I thought it worth sharing.
Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable. No matter how legitimate my illness, I always sense my boss thinks I am lying. On one occasion, . . . more
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